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You know that person. The one who disappears into the bathroom and doesn't come back for 20 minutes.
Now there's a sign that says what you've been thinking — and it gets a laugh every single time.
Guests notice it. Family reads it out loud. Everyone has something to say about it.
And because it's made from real metal with a vintage distressed finish, it won't peel, warp, or fall apart like those flimsy cardboard signs that barely survive the first shower.
✓ Guests can't help but comment
Hang it in the guest bathroom or half bath. Within the first visit, someone will laugh, point, and ask where you got it.
✓ Real metal, not flimsy cardboard
Made from durable iron with a vintage distressed finish. No peeling, no warping — even in steamy bathrooms where cheap signs fall apart.
✓ Up on the wall in 60 seconds
Pre-drilled corner holes make hanging effortless. Grab two screws or a command strip and you're done. No tools, no guessing.
✓ The gift that gets the biggest laugh
Perfect for birthdays, housewarmings, Father's Day, or just because. It says what everyone's thinking — and it's always a hit.
What you get today
Small-batch vintage finish — once this production run sells out, restock timelines may vary.
Add a little humor to your bathroom — grab your Splitline sign while it's still available.
How big is the sign?
It measures 8 × 12 inches — about the size of a standard sheet of paper. Big enough to notice, small enough to fit any wall without overwhelming the space.
Will it rust or peel in a humid bathroom?
No. It's made from durable iron with a printed vintage finish. Unlike chipboard or MDF signs, it won't peel, warp, or degrade from steam or moisture.
How do I hang it?
There are pre-drilled holes in each corner. Use two small screws, nails, or adhesive command strips. Most people have it up in under a minute.
Is this a good gift?
It's one of our most gifted items. Works great for birthdays, housewarmings, Father's Day, or as a funny surprise for someone who spends a little too long scrolling in the bathroom.
We love our products and are confident that you will too! That’s why we offer a 30-day return policy. If you're not satisfied with your purchase for any reason, you can return or exchange it within 30 days
We offer Free Shipping on all orders within the USA.
Every package is shipped securely with UPS, and you’ll receive your tracking number within 1 business day so you can follow your delivery every step of the way.
Customer reviews
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“The kaftan skims exactly like they say, doesn't cling anywhere. I'm 71 and feel put together the second i put it on. Fabric is substantial, not see through.”
“Saw this on facebook and figured id get burned again. The Draperie dress showed up in 6 days and its actually nicer than the photos. Very happy”
“This is my 4th order from Clarendale. The crossover top doesn't gape like most wrap tops do. I have it in three colors now, thats how much i like it.”
“The delivery was smooth with UPS and I got my tracking the next day. Everything went exactly as promised, which is not always the case when ordering clothes online. Big plus!”
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