Free shipping with UPS
30-Day Money-Back Guarantee
93,500+ happy customers
““It looks just as nice in person as it did in the pictures.””
Barbara M. · 61
““My 4th order — that's how much I like it””
Helen S. · 71
““I normally hesitate with online clothing, but this was a lovely surprise.””
Patricia H. · 74
““The quality surprised me — much nicer than I expected for an online order.””
Sandra L. · 68
The Autumn Sale
The more you add, the more you save
2 ITEMS
10%
3 ITEMS
15%
4 ITEMS
20%
Some signs warn. This one makes people laugh first.
The bold two-tone "warning sign" format with the faith-flavored punchline stops every visitor in their tracks — friends, family, the mailman, anyone walking past your gate. It's the kind of sign people pull out their phone to photograph.
Hang it on your fence, your front door, your garage, or your man cave wall. Heavy rust-proof metal. Pre-drilled holes. Ready to mount the day it arrives.
✓ A punchline people actually remember
The faith-flavored twist on a classic warning sign gets a laugh every single time. Friends point at it. Neighbors take photos. It does the talking so you don't have to.
✓ Holds up in rain, sun, and snow
Built from extra-thick rust-proof metal with a UV-resistant topcoat. The deep reds and crisp blacks stay sharp season after season — no peeling, no fading, no rust spots.
✓ Hangs anywhere in under 60 seconds
Four pre-drilled corner holes mean you can use screws, zip ties, wall anchors, or heavy-duty tape. Mount it on a fence, gate, door, or garage wall without tools beyond a screwdriver.
✓ 8x12 inches — readable from the driveway
Big enough to spot from the road, small enough to fit anywhere you want it. Rounded, deburred corners mean no sharp edges when handling or hanging.
What you get today
Seasonal production run — once this batch sells out, restock pricing may change.
Grab yours today while this batch is still in stock and hang the sign that does the talking for you.
Will the colors fade in direct sunlight?
No. The sign uses a UV-resistant topcoat designed for full outdoor exposure. The deep reds and blacks stay vibrant through multiple seasons.
Can I hang it without drilling into wood?
Yes. The four pre-drilled holes work with zip ties, wall anchors, or heavy-duty outdoor mounting tape — no drilling required.
Is the metal thick enough to not bend?
Yes. It's made from extra-thick iron with rounded, deburred edges. It holds its shape in wind and weather without warping.
Does it come with mounting hardware?
The sign ships with pre-drilled holes but no screws. Most buyers use standard outdoor screws, zip ties, or 3M outdoor tape — whatever fits your mounting surface.
Questions about your order? Please contact us and we’ll be happy to help.
Please check the product description and options above for details about this item.
We love our products and are confident that you will too! That’s why we offer a 30-day return policy. If you're not satisfied with your purchase for any reason, you can return or exchange it within 30 days
We offer Free Shipping on all orders within the USA.
Every package is shipped securely with UPS, and you’ll receive your tracking number within 1 business day so you can follow your delivery every step of the way.
Customer reviews
Real photos, sent in by customers. No stock models, no styling — just what turned up at their door.
3,700+ verified reviews
“The kaftan skims exactly like they say, doesn't cling anywhere. I'm 71 and feel put together the second i put it on. Fabric is substantial, not see through.”
“Saw this on facebook and figured id get burned again. The Draperie dress showed up in 6 days and its actually nicer than the photos. Very happy”
“This is my 4th order from Clarendale. The crossover top doesn't gape like most wrap tops do. I have it in three colors now, thats how much i like it.”
“The delivery was smooth with UPS and I got my tracking the next day. Everything went exactly as promised, which is not always the case when ordering clothes online. Big plus!”
37 millionmonthly views
Verified account · Pinned by women who love what we make