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Your home bar deserves a little personality. This clock gives it one.
Every number on the face is a 5 — so no matter when you look up, it's officially beer time.
The all-5 dial turns a plain wall into a punchline your guests will notice.
Hang it, step back, and wait for the first laugh.
✓ Turn a blank wall into a punchline
Every hour reads 5 o'clock. Guests spot it, squint, then laugh. That's the whole point.
✓ The gift they'll actually hang up
Beer lovers get a lot of forgettable gifts. This one goes straight on the wall and stays there.
✓ Quiet enough for any room
A smooth quartz movement keeps the ticking down. No clicking to distract you during a game or a conversation.
✓ Ready to hang straight from the box
Built-in hook on the back. One nail, one minute, done. No tools, no assembly, no instructions to decode.
What you get today
Small production run for this design — once this batch sells out, restock pricing may change.
Enjoy a more playful home bar with After Five, available for a limited time.
Try After Five at home for 30 days. If it doesn't fit, look right, or wear the way you expected, return it for a full refund.
Can you actually tell the time on it?
Yes. The hour and minute hands move normally, so you read their position just like any other clock. The numbers are the joke — the hands still do their job.
Does it need batteries?
Yes, it runs on a standard battery. Batteries are not included in the box.
Will it work in a garage or covered patio?
It's made for indoor spaces. Keep it out of direct rain and high humidity so the face stays crisp.
Is it loud?
No. The quartz movement runs smooth and quiet, so it won't tick over your conversations.
Bring After Five to your wall today.
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